ok, below are some pictures sent to me by Shawn Daisey after I showed him my blog. And I thought you all would like to have a little laugh with me about the crazy things you see at Walmart.
something tells me THIS guy won't b e needing those condoms.
ok...it's bad enough that this woman is wearing spandex pants...but did she have to get them in flesh tone?
just another case of dunlap disease. her belly dun lapped over her belt. YUCK!
I'm not an expert on fashion sense, but I'm pretty sure the bowl cut has been out of style for many years now.
who let the ice queen of narnia out? talk about a freak...wtf. lol
for some reason this guy makes me want to swing my hips and sing elvis tunes.
ummm...wtf is THIS? the first elderly gay pirate?
yup, summer's here...and with it the oh so attractive swamp ass.
ummm...not sure why this chic decided that showing ass cleavage was a good idea, but personally...I thought the knot was supposed to be tied in the front. lol
yup, say no to crack.
ok...fat people should NOT wear short skirts. the fat rolls on the back really don't do much to flatter this outfit.
guess this woman decided wearing pants was too much of a hassle. I mean after all...it's just walmart...right? most people I know will put on a pair of pants if someone shows up at their house to visit, so I wonder what made this woman think to spare the pants?
the saying, "10 lbs of meat stuffed into a 5 lb. sack" comes to mind here.
little bo peep? all we need now are the sheep.
no this woman is NOT pregnant. and no that is NOT her stomach. gravity really DOES suck. lol
ok...sorry...but men with hairy arms like this should really spare the rest of the world from having to see this atrocity and wear a long sleeve shirt for crying out loud.
ummm....I keep expecting to see those things pop out of that shirt like any second now.
yea...uhhh....this is why they have the try before you buy policy. TRY THE DAMNED CLOTHES ON FIRST! and honestly...you should be shopping in the salad isle lady!
just one more reason fat people should not wear skimpy clothes.
omg! It's a giant bumble bee!
oh my it's a...wtf IS this anyway? for some reason I'm really creeped out by this image.
hookers like cake too apparently.
ok, pony tails look stupid enough on a man as it is...but take away half the hair...and well...now you look like you are going through a mid life crisis.
ummm...this is why men should not dress in drag.
ok. this guy is just cool. I'm sorry. But you have to admire a man who just doesn't give a shit.
ummm....something tells me the air freshner isn't going to help this guy at this point. HEY! stain remover is in isle 7!
ok, images of that creepy witch character from the dark crystal come to mind here.
honestly...why do fat women feel the need to dress like this? seriously...WTF!
ok, here I saved the best for last. this guy could have at least worn underwear. the part that makes this so funny is I actually KNOW this guy from back when I lived in Dover, NH. HAHA!
something tells me THIS guy won't b e needing those condoms.
ok...it's bad enough that this woman is wearing spandex pants...but did she have to get them in flesh tone?
just another case of dunlap disease. her belly dun lapped over her belt. YUCK!
I'm not an expert on fashion sense, but I'm pretty sure the bowl cut has been out of style for many years now.
who let the ice queen of narnia out? talk about a freak...wtf. lol
for some reason this guy makes me want to swing my hips and sing elvis tunes.
ummm...wtf is THIS? the first elderly gay pirate?
yup, summer's here...and with it the oh so attractive swamp ass.
ummm...not sure why this chic decided that showing ass cleavage was a good idea, but personally...I thought the knot was supposed to be tied in the front. lol
yup, say no to crack.
ok...fat people should NOT wear short skirts. the fat rolls on the back really don't do much to flatter this outfit.
guess this woman decided wearing pants was too much of a hassle. I mean after all...it's just walmart...right? most people I know will put on a pair of pants if someone shows up at their house to visit, so I wonder what made this woman think to spare the pants?
the saying, "10 lbs of meat stuffed into a 5 lb. sack" comes to mind here.
little bo peep? all we need now are the sheep.
no this woman is NOT pregnant. and no that is NOT her stomach. gravity really DOES suck. lol
ok...sorry...but men with hairy arms like this should really spare the rest of the world from having to see this atrocity and wear a long sleeve shirt for crying out loud.
ummm....I keep expecting to see those things pop out of that shirt like any second now.
yea...uhhh....this is why they have the try before you buy policy. TRY THE DAMNED CLOTHES ON FIRST! and honestly...you should be shopping in the salad isle lady!
just one more reason fat people should not wear skimpy clothes.
omg! It's a giant bumble bee!
oh my it's a...wtf IS this anyway? for some reason I'm really creeped out by this image.
hookers like cake too apparently.
ok, pony tails look stupid enough on a man as it is...but take away half the hair...and well...now you look like you are going through a mid life crisis.
ummm...this is why men should not dress in drag.
ok. this guy is just cool. I'm sorry. But you have to admire a man who just doesn't give a shit.
ummm....something tells me the air freshner isn't going to help this guy at this point. HEY! stain remover is in isle 7!
ok, images of that creepy witch character from the dark crystal come to mind here.
honestly...why do fat women feel the need to dress like this? seriously...WTF!
ok, here I saved the best for last. this guy could have at least worn underwear. the part that makes this so funny is I actually KNOW this guy from back when I lived in Dover, NH. HAHA!
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OMG, I can't stop freakin' laughing at these pics! The Queen of Narnia, elderly gay pirate, Little Bo Peep... omg... Hahahaha! Priceless stuff. Love it!
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Those are pretty funny. They're actually from a very popular website, PeopleOfWalmart.com I follow them on facebook so I can keep up with all the crazy new pics. It's one of those sites where you think, "why didn't I think of that?"
ReplyDeleteAww, snap. Some of those pics just show the worst parts of our society... but in defense of the "Little Bo Peep" pic - she's dressed in what's called "Sweet Lolita", and it's just a fashion trend in Japan. Probably not appropriate for Wal-Mart, but really . . . it's not nearly as bad as all the butt cracks and hanging stomachs and fat rolls.
ReplyDeleteAnd contrary to what the name may suggest, "Lolita" in fashion doesn't denote anything sexual. It's more like innocent and really girly. I only defend it 'cause, well, I dress that way sometimes, only not in bright pink. But for fun, at events and art shows.
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Nice blog!
I've always been a bit of a tom boy, so honestly, you wouldn't catch me dead in something like that. But it is certainly odd to see at Walmart, no doubt. Kind of makes me wonder what she is doing with those sheep. hahaha! but yea...it got a laugh out of me when I saw it. and for the guy above, thanks for letting me know where those actually came from. I just got the pics in my e-mail from a friend. had no idea there was actually a site dedicated to this stuff. haha. you know Walmart's a freak show if they have to develop a website to promote all the freaks and weirdos that show up there.
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