Here is a short and sweet comment left to me on my ping box while I was outside having my morning cigarette. Thought I would share it as I found it rather amusing.
arnold schwarzenegger: come with me if you want to live
arnold schwarzenegger: (smiley face)
arnold schwarzenegger: Hurry up and talk to me. I'm a desperate pathetic man with no life. and how dare YOU have one! funny blog catch u later!
Visitor 11 has signed out. (7/8/2009 9:50 AM)
Whoever you were...thank you for the little chuckle that brought me.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
Ok...Off topic Post
I have recently found a GREAT way to make a few extra bucks without every really having to leave my computer. There are 3 sites I use for this particular fast cash opportunity. Just click the links highlighted here to see some of these first hand.
The first one Is probably the best of the 3 so far in that it pays you the most per add that I've seen and generally has quite a few adds to keep you busy for a while.
The Second one and probably the most popular anyway, not only has a decent pay out but has a VERY good referral program that can make you LOTS of money if you get your friends involved as well.
and finally the Third one which has a much lower pay out rate but what seems to be a referral program that makes up for the lower pay out. however this usually means you have to work 2x as hard, and well...the idea of this is to make EASY money. I will update this post here and there as I find more legitimate FAST money sites to share with you.
The first one Is probably the best of the 3 so far in that it pays you the most per add that I've seen and generally has quite a few adds to keep you busy for a while.
The Second one and probably the most popular anyway, not only has a decent pay out but has a VERY good referral program that can make you LOTS of money if you get your friends involved as well.
and finally the Third one which has a much lower pay out rate but what seems to be a referral program that makes up for the lower pay out. however this usually means you have to work 2x as hard, and well...the idea of this is to make EASY money. I will update this post here and there as I find more legitimate FAST money sites to share with you.
Monday, June 22, 2009
America is robbing it's citizens blind and we don't even seem to CARE!!!
OK!! you HAVE to see this! ANYONE...even people who aren't doing anything illegal or wrong, or anyone who has EVER smoked a joint in their whole life, or anyone who still does, or anyone who has ever done anything even SLIGHTLY illegal is at risk. Hell, if you just decide to take your life savings with you to move to another state via airplane, you are at risk apparently. I have copied and pasted the page link of this website here to show you something I believe every American should see, And maybe even the United Nations should look at this as a severe injustice to innocent American people! Maybe THEY should step in here and tell the American government to STOP this witch hunt! They are treating it's law abiding citizens like criminals and taking our assets for no reason at ALL! and violating our constitutional rights with their actions!!!!
http://www.isil.org/resources/lit/looting-of-america.html
Here is what it says for those who may not wish to open another web page (people like me who have a slow POS computer. lol)
THE LOOTING OF AMERICA
How over 200 Civil Asset Forfeiture Laws Enable Police to Confiscate Your Home, Bank Accounts & Business Without Trial
by Jarret B. Wollstein
"A police dog scratched at your luggage, so we're confiscating your life savings and you'll never get it back."
Police stopped 49-year-old Ethel Hylton at Houston's Hobby Airport and told her she was under arrest because a drug dog had scratched at her luggage. Agents searched her bags and strip-searched her, but they found no drugs. They did find $39,110 in cash, money she had received from an insurance settlement and her life savings; accumulated through over 20 years of work as a hotel housekeeper and hospital janitor. Ethel Hylton completely documented where she got the money and was never charged with a crime. But the police kept her money anyway. Nearly four years later, she is still trying to get her money back.
Ethel Hylton is just one of a large and growing list of Americans – now numbering in the hundreds of thousands – who have been victimized by civil asset forfeiture. Under civil asset forfeiture, everything you own can be legally taken away even if you are never convicted of a crime.
Suspicion of offenses which, if proven in court, might result in a $200 fine or probation, are being used to justify seizure of tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of property. Totally innocent Americans are losing their cars, homes and businesses, based on the claims of anonymous informants that illegal transactions took place on their property. Once property is seized, it is virtually impossible to get it back.
Property is now being seized in every state and from every social group. Seizures include pocket money confiscated from public-housing residents in Florida; cars taken away from men suspected of soliciting prostitutes in Oregon; and homes taken away from ordinary, middle class Americans whose teenage children are accused of selling a few joints of marijuana. No person and no property is immune from seizure. You could be the next victim. Here are some examples:
* In Washington, DC, police stop black men on the streets in poor areas of the city, and "routinely confiscate small amounts of cash and jewelry." Most confiscated property is not even recorded by police departments. "Resident Ben Davis calls it 'robbery with a badge.'" [USA Today, 5/18/92.]
* In Iowa, "a woman accused of shoplifting a $25 sweater had her $18,000 car – specially equipped for her handicapped daughter - seized as the 'getaway vehicle.'" [USA Today, 5/18/92.]
* Detroit drug police raided a grocery store, but failed to find any drugs. After drug dogs reacted to three $1.00 bills in the cash register, the police seized $4,384 from cash registers and the store safe. According to the Pittsburgh Press, over 92% of all cash in circulation in the US now shows some drug residue.
* In Monmouth, New Jersey, Dr. David Disbrow was accused of practicing psychiatry without a license. His crime was providing counseling services from a spare bedroom in his mother's house. Counseling does not require a license in New Jersey. That didn't stop police from seizing virtually everything of value from his mother's home, totaling over $60,000. The forfeiture squad confiscated furniture, carpets, paintings, and even personal photographs.
* Kathy and Mark Schrama were arrested just before Christmas 1990 at their home in New Jersey. Kathy was charged with taking $500 worth of UPS packages from neighbors' porches. Mark was charged with receiving stolen goods. If found guilty, they might have paid a small fine and received probation. The day after their arrest, their house, cars and furniture were seized. Based upon mere accusation, $150,000 in property was confiscated, without trial or indictment. Police even took their clothing, eyeglasses, and Christmas presents for their 10-year-old son.
The incentive for government agencies to expand forfeiture is enormous. Agencies can easily seize property and they usually keep what they take. According to the Pittsburgh Press, 80% of seizure victims are never even charged with a crime. Law enforcement agencies often keep the best seized cars, watches and TVs for their "departments", and sell the rest.
How extensive are seizures in America today? The Washington Post has reported that the US Marshals Service alone had an inventory of over $1.4 billion in seized assets, including over 30,000 cars, boats, homes and businesses. Federal and state agencies seizing property now include the FBI, the DEA, the US Marshals Service, the Coast Guard, the IRS, local police, state highway patrols, the Department of Housing and Urban Development, FDA, and the Bureau of Land Management. Asset forfeiture is a growth industry. Seizures have increased from $27 million in 1986, to over $644 million in 1991 to over $2 billion today.
Civil asset forfeiture defines a new standard of justice in America; or more precisely, a new standard of injustice. Under civil seizure, property, not an individual is charged with an offense. Even if you are a totally innocent owner, the government can still confiscate your "guilty" property.
If government agents seize your property under civil asset forfeiture, you can forget about being innocent until proven guilty, due process of law, the right to an attorney, or even the right to trial. All of those rights only exist if you are charged with a criminal offense; that is, with an offense which could result in your imprisonment. If you (or your property) are accused of a civil offense (offenses which could not result in your imprisonment), the Supreme Court has ruled that you have no presumption of innocence, no right to an attorney, and no protection from double jeopardy.
Seizure occurs when government takes away your property. Forfeiture is when legal title is permanently transferred to the state. To get seized property returned, you have to fight the full resources of your state or federal government; sometimes both! You have to prove your property's "innocence" by documenting how you earned every cent used to pay for it. You have to prove that neither you nor any of your family members ever committed an illegal act involving the property.
To get a trial, you have to post a non-refundable "bond" of 10% of the value of your property. You have to pay attorney fees – ranging from $5,000 to over $100,000 – out of your own pocket. Money you pay your attorney is also subject to seizure (either before or after the trial) if the government alleges that those funds were "tainted." And you may be forced to go through trial after trial, because under civil seizure the Constitutional protection against "double jeopardy" doesn't apply. Once your property is seized, expect to spend years fighting government agencies and expect to be impoverished by legal fees – with no guarantee of winning – while the government keeps your car, home and bank account.
In fact, in a recent Supreme Court decision (Bennis v. Michigan), the Court said explicitly that innocent owners can be deprived of their property if it's used to facilitate a crime, even without the owner's knowledge or consent. That means you can now lose your home or business because of the action of employees, relatives, or guests, over whom you have absolutely no control.
Police And Prosecutors Have The Incentive
To Confiscate As Much As Possible
Not only do police and prosecutors have the power to seize anything you own on the slightest pretext, they also have the incentive. The dirty little secret of the forfeiture racket is that police, prosecutors and judges can benefit personally by stealing your property.
Brenda Grantland – America's leading asset forfeiture defense attorney – gives these examples of government greed in her book "Your House Is Under Arrest":
* Suffolk County, New York. District Attorney James M. Catterton drives around in a BMW 735I that was seized from an alleged drug dealer. He spent $3,412 from the forfeiture fund for mechanical and body work, including $75 for pin-striping.
* Warren County, New Jersey. The assistant chief prosecutor drives a confiscated yellow Corvette.
* Little Compton, Rhode Island. The seven member police force received $3.8 million from the federal forfeiture fund, and spent it on such things as a new 23-foot boat with trailer, and new Pontiac Firebirds.
But that's just the tip of the iceberg. The head of one Los Angeles police forfeiture squad claims his group personally pocketed over $60 million in seized property.
Why do our courts tolerate these outrageous legalized thefts? Because they get their cut. It's completely legal for confiscated property to be used by police, prosecutors and judges, so long as it's for official business. In 1996, a federal district court even ruled that police can personally receive 25% of the value of any confiscated home, car, or business.
Some Police Will Kill You For Your Property
In Malibu, California, park police tried repeatedly to buy the home and land of 61-year-old, retired rancher Don Scott, which was next to national park land. Scott refused. On the morning of October 2, 1992, a task force of 26 LA county sheriffs, DEA agents and other cops broke into Scott's living room unannounced. When he heard his wife, Frances, scream, he came out of his upstairs bedroom with a gun over his head. Police yelled at him to lower his gun. He did, and they shot him dead.
Police claimed to be searching for marijuana which they never found. Ventura County DA Michael Bradbury concluded that the raid was "motivated at least in part, by a desire to seize and forfeit the ranch for the government . . . [The] search warrant became Donald Scott's death warrant."
We Must Stop Asset Forfeiture Now
As police confiscations become more and more outrageous, opposition has been mounting. California and several other states defeated draconian forfeiture laws a few years ago, and the Supreme Court rendered several hopeful decisions. But improvement was short-lived.
Federal, state and local governments are again expanding confiscation with little concern for justice. The latest targets: doctors who resist government-controlled medicine . . . Businesses that employ illegal aliens (who sew most clothing and harvest many crops) . . . and gun owners.
Anything you own now can be seized at any time. Every week over 5000 innocent Americans like you now lose their cars, bank accounts, homes or businesses, without ever being charged with a crime.
What can you do to protect yourself? Read books like Brenda Grantland's "Your House Is Under Arrest" (available from ISIL). Demand of your representatives why they're voting for these outrageous laws. Speak out on talk radio, through letters, newspaper editorials, and Internet forums. Contribute to groups that are fighting police confiscation, like ISIL and FEAR.
The fight against civil asset forfeiture is a battle for your freedom and property. If confiscation isn't stopped, liberty and justice will soon be fading memories. Help stop the looting of America now, before it's too late. (you can e-mail these people and find out what you can do to stop this injustice by clicking here or copying the link location and pasting it into your e-mail "send to" section).
****************************************
Jarret B. Wollstein is a member of ISIL's Board of Directors and a founder of the original Society for Individual Liberty.
Forfeiture Endangers American Rights (FEAR)
P. O. Box 33985
Washington, DC 20033-3985 USA
tel.: (888) FEAR-001 (332-7001)
e-mail: swftl@aol.com
website: www.fear.org
This pamphlet was originally published in 1993 and revised in May 1997 and again in January 1998. It is part of ISIL's educational pamphlet series. Click here for the full index of pamphlets online.
All ISIL educational pamphlets are available in hard copy for 5¢ each. Click here for the ISIL Store.
As a society of people who SHOULD believe in the rights the Constitution gives us, this should not only SHOCK you, but flat out OUTRAGE you! We work HARD for our meager possessions, and for the government to be able to take everything we work so hard for, even if we are found NOT GUILTY!!!! they are still able to keep our treasured possessions!!!! HOW is this fair? if THIS doesn't get the people awake enough to the injustice the American Government is imposing on it's people, and doesn't make your blood BOIL at the thought of how they are able to get away with this severe violation or our constitutional rights, then nothing will!
Hearing this seriously makes me tempted to start taking applications for the new American revolution!!! for REAL! I mean, It amazes me how no one has bothered to stand up to the government with all the heinous things they are doing to it's people! WHEN will it be time to stand up and say STOP! WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH! Well...I HAVE had enough! and for anyone else who feels the same feel free to e-mail me directly to hear what I plan to DO about it.
http://www.isil.org/resources/lit/looting-of-america.html
Here is what it says for those who may not wish to open another web page (people like me who have a slow POS computer. lol)
THE LOOTING OF AMERICA
How over 200 Civil Asset Forfeiture Laws Enable Police to Confiscate Your Home, Bank Accounts & Business Without Trial
by Jarret B. Wollstein
"A police dog scratched at your luggage, so we're confiscating your life savings and you'll never get it back."
Police stopped 49-year-old Ethel Hylton at Houston's Hobby Airport and told her she was under arrest because a drug dog had scratched at her luggage. Agents searched her bags and strip-searched her, but they found no drugs. They did find $39,110 in cash, money she had received from an insurance settlement and her life savings; accumulated through over 20 years of work as a hotel housekeeper and hospital janitor. Ethel Hylton completely documented where she got the money and was never charged with a crime. But the police kept her money anyway. Nearly four years later, she is still trying to get her money back.
Ethel Hylton is just one of a large and growing list of Americans – now numbering in the hundreds of thousands – who have been victimized by civil asset forfeiture. Under civil asset forfeiture, everything you own can be legally taken away even if you are never convicted of a crime.
Suspicion of offenses which, if proven in court, might result in a $200 fine or probation, are being used to justify seizure of tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of property. Totally innocent Americans are losing their cars, homes and businesses, based on the claims of anonymous informants that illegal transactions took place on their property. Once property is seized, it is virtually impossible to get it back.
Property is now being seized in every state and from every social group. Seizures include pocket money confiscated from public-housing residents in Florida; cars taken away from men suspected of soliciting prostitutes in Oregon; and homes taken away from ordinary, middle class Americans whose teenage children are accused of selling a few joints of marijuana. No person and no property is immune from seizure. You could be the next victim. Here are some examples:
* In Washington, DC, police stop black men on the streets in poor areas of the city, and "routinely confiscate small amounts of cash and jewelry." Most confiscated property is not even recorded by police departments. "Resident Ben Davis calls it 'robbery with a badge.'" [USA Today, 5/18/92.]
* In Iowa, "a woman accused of shoplifting a $25 sweater had her $18,000 car – specially equipped for her handicapped daughter - seized as the 'getaway vehicle.'" [USA Today, 5/18/92.]
* Detroit drug police raided a grocery store, but failed to find any drugs. After drug dogs reacted to three $1.00 bills in the cash register, the police seized $4,384 from cash registers and the store safe. According to the Pittsburgh Press, over 92% of all cash in circulation in the US now shows some drug residue.
* In Monmouth, New Jersey, Dr. David Disbrow was accused of practicing psychiatry without a license. His crime was providing counseling services from a spare bedroom in his mother's house. Counseling does not require a license in New Jersey. That didn't stop police from seizing virtually everything of value from his mother's home, totaling over $60,000. The forfeiture squad confiscated furniture, carpets, paintings, and even personal photographs.
* Kathy and Mark Schrama were arrested just before Christmas 1990 at their home in New Jersey. Kathy was charged with taking $500 worth of UPS packages from neighbors' porches. Mark was charged with receiving stolen goods. If found guilty, they might have paid a small fine and received probation. The day after their arrest, their house, cars and furniture were seized. Based upon mere accusation, $150,000 in property was confiscated, without trial or indictment. Police even took their clothing, eyeglasses, and Christmas presents for their 10-year-old son.
The incentive for government agencies to expand forfeiture is enormous. Agencies can easily seize property and they usually keep what they take. According to the Pittsburgh Press, 80% of seizure victims are never even charged with a crime. Law enforcement agencies often keep the best seized cars, watches and TVs for their "departments", and sell the rest.
How extensive are seizures in America today? The Washington Post has reported that the US Marshals Service alone had an inventory of over $1.4 billion in seized assets, including over 30,000 cars, boats, homes and businesses. Federal and state agencies seizing property now include the FBI, the DEA, the US Marshals Service, the Coast Guard, the IRS, local police, state highway patrols, the Department of Housing and Urban Development, FDA, and the Bureau of Land Management. Asset forfeiture is a growth industry. Seizures have increased from $27 million in 1986, to over $644 million in 1991 to over $2 billion today.
Civil asset forfeiture defines a new standard of justice in America; or more precisely, a new standard of injustice. Under civil seizure, property, not an individual is charged with an offense. Even if you are a totally innocent owner, the government can still confiscate your "guilty" property.
If government agents seize your property under civil asset forfeiture, you can forget about being innocent until proven guilty, due process of law, the right to an attorney, or even the right to trial. All of those rights only exist if you are charged with a criminal offense; that is, with an offense which could result in your imprisonment. If you (or your property) are accused of a civil offense (offenses which could not result in your imprisonment), the Supreme Court has ruled that you have no presumption of innocence, no right to an attorney, and no protection from double jeopardy.
Seizure occurs when government takes away your property. Forfeiture is when legal title is permanently transferred to the state. To get seized property returned, you have to fight the full resources of your state or federal government; sometimes both! You have to prove your property's "innocence" by documenting how you earned every cent used to pay for it. You have to prove that neither you nor any of your family members ever committed an illegal act involving the property.
To get a trial, you have to post a non-refundable "bond" of 10% of the value of your property. You have to pay attorney fees – ranging from $5,000 to over $100,000 – out of your own pocket. Money you pay your attorney is also subject to seizure (either before or after the trial) if the government alleges that those funds were "tainted." And you may be forced to go through trial after trial, because under civil seizure the Constitutional protection against "double jeopardy" doesn't apply. Once your property is seized, expect to spend years fighting government agencies and expect to be impoverished by legal fees – with no guarantee of winning – while the government keeps your car, home and bank account.
In fact, in a recent Supreme Court decision (Bennis v. Michigan), the Court said explicitly that innocent owners can be deprived of their property if it's used to facilitate a crime, even without the owner's knowledge or consent. That means you can now lose your home or business because of the action of employees, relatives, or guests, over whom you have absolutely no control.
Police And Prosecutors Have The Incentive
To Confiscate As Much As Possible
Not only do police and prosecutors have the power to seize anything you own on the slightest pretext, they also have the incentive. The dirty little secret of the forfeiture racket is that police, prosecutors and judges can benefit personally by stealing your property.
Brenda Grantland – America's leading asset forfeiture defense attorney – gives these examples of government greed in her book "Your House Is Under Arrest":
* Suffolk County, New York. District Attorney James M. Catterton drives around in a BMW 735I that was seized from an alleged drug dealer. He spent $3,412 from the forfeiture fund for mechanical and body work, including $75 for pin-striping.
* Warren County, New Jersey. The assistant chief prosecutor drives a confiscated yellow Corvette.
* Little Compton, Rhode Island. The seven member police force received $3.8 million from the federal forfeiture fund, and spent it on such things as a new 23-foot boat with trailer, and new Pontiac Firebirds.
But that's just the tip of the iceberg. The head of one Los Angeles police forfeiture squad claims his group personally pocketed over $60 million in seized property.
Why do our courts tolerate these outrageous legalized thefts? Because they get their cut. It's completely legal for confiscated property to be used by police, prosecutors and judges, so long as it's for official business. In 1996, a federal district court even ruled that police can personally receive 25% of the value of any confiscated home, car, or business.
Some Police Will Kill You For Your Property
In Malibu, California, park police tried repeatedly to buy the home and land of 61-year-old, retired rancher Don Scott, which was next to national park land. Scott refused. On the morning of October 2, 1992, a task force of 26 LA county sheriffs, DEA agents and other cops broke into Scott's living room unannounced. When he heard his wife, Frances, scream, he came out of his upstairs bedroom with a gun over his head. Police yelled at him to lower his gun. He did, and they shot him dead.
Police claimed to be searching for marijuana which they never found. Ventura County DA Michael Bradbury concluded that the raid was "motivated at least in part, by a desire to seize and forfeit the ranch for the government . . . [The] search warrant became Donald Scott's death warrant."
We Must Stop Asset Forfeiture Now
As police confiscations become more and more outrageous, opposition has been mounting. California and several other states defeated draconian forfeiture laws a few years ago, and the Supreme Court rendered several hopeful decisions. But improvement was short-lived.
Federal, state and local governments are again expanding confiscation with little concern for justice. The latest targets: doctors who resist government-controlled medicine . . . Businesses that employ illegal aliens (who sew most clothing and harvest many crops) . . . and gun owners.
Anything you own now can be seized at any time. Every week over 5000 innocent Americans like you now lose their cars, bank accounts, homes or businesses, without ever being charged with a crime.
What can you do to protect yourself? Read books like Brenda Grantland's "Your House Is Under Arrest" (available from ISIL). Demand of your representatives why they're voting for these outrageous laws. Speak out on talk radio, through letters, newspaper editorials, and Internet forums. Contribute to groups that are fighting police confiscation, like ISIL and FEAR.
The fight against civil asset forfeiture is a battle for your freedom and property. If confiscation isn't stopped, liberty and justice will soon be fading memories. Help stop the looting of America now, before it's too late. (you can e-mail these people and find out what you can do to stop this injustice by clicking here or copying the link location and pasting it into your e-mail "send to" section).
****************************************
Jarret B. Wollstein is a member of ISIL's Board of Directors and a founder of the original Society for Individual Liberty.
Forfeiture Endangers American Rights (FEAR)
P. O. Box 33985
Washington, DC 20033-3985 USA
tel.: (888) FEAR-001 (332-7001)
e-mail: swftl@aol.com
website: www.fear.org
This pamphlet was originally published in 1993 and revised in May 1997 and again in January 1998. It is part of ISIL's educational pamphlet series. Click here for the full index of pamphlets online.
All ISIL educational pamphlets are available in hard copy for 5¢ each. Click here for the ISIL Store.
As a society of people who SHOULD believe in the rights the Constitution gives us, this should not only SHOCK you, but flat out OUTRAGE you! We work HARD for our meager possessions, and for the government to be able to take everything we work so hard for, even if we are found NOT GUILTY!!!! they are still able to keep our treasured possessions!!!! HOW is this fair? if THIS doesn't get the people awake enough to the injustice the American Government is imposing on it's people, and doesn't make your blood BOIL at the thought of how they are able to get away with this severe violation or our constitutional rights, then nothing will!
Hearing this seriously makes me tempted to start taking applications for the new American revolution!!! for REAL! I mean, It amazes me how no one has bothered to stand up to the government with all the heinous things they are doing to it's people! WHEN will it be time to stand up and say STOP! WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH! Well...I HAVE had enough! and for anyone else who feels the same feel free to e-mail me directly to hear what I plan to DO about it.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Funny little storys about how fights start between couples.
I got these storys while using a nifty little site called stumble upon. GREAT way to surf the net and stay entertained for hours.
My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ”Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And then the fight started….
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”
My loving wife of 10 years replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?”
And that’s how the fight started…
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started…
=====================================================================================
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
“I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”"
Nah, she can order for herself.”
And then the fight started…
======================================================================================
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’
And then the fight started…
My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ”Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And then the fight started….
=======================================================================================
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”
My loving wife of 10 years replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?”
And that’s how the fight started…
=====================================================================================
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started…
=====================================================================================
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
“I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”"
Nah, she can order for herself.”
And then the fight started…
======================================================================================
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’
And then the fight started…
Thursday, May 21, 2009
People and their weird behavior on the net.
you ever run into those people that start of IMing you with a simple Hi or Hello, and then seconds later they Buzz you like they're in NY and the light suddenly turns green. lol Those Pesky impatient and as you later find out...Usually hot headded people who are quick to anger? What is WITH these people?
I mean...I'm over at the kitchen counter...making my morning coffee and I here the familiar chime of a message on my yahoo messenger (to which my ping box can be found here if you want to contact me) and not 3 seconds after I hear the familiar "BUZZ" sound of the "Pay attention!" button. Now...for those of you unfamiliar with yahoo (though I find that hard to believe in this day and age) this feature tends to REALLY annoy those who it is used upon.
ANYWAY....I guess the point I'm trying to make here is when did we become such an impatient and self centered society? I mean...this guy obviously didn't stop to consider I may be away from my desk for anything. I mean...people need to eat, pee, make coffee, what ever...and usually it is customary to wait at least a FEW minutes before pulling the, "Hurry up and talk to me. I'm a desperate pathetic man with no life. and how dare YOU have one!" routine on me. lol anyway....THAT is my rant for the day.
Moral to the post..."Patience is a virtue...and impatience only makes you look desperate."
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I mean...I'm over at the kitchen counter...making my morning coffee and I here the familiar chime of a message on my yahoo messenger (to which my ping box can be found here if you want to contact me) and not 3 seconds after I hear the familiar "BUZZ" sound of the "Pay attention!" button. Now...for those of you unfamiliar with yahoo (though I find that hard to believe in this day and age) this feature tends to REALLY annoy those who it is used upon.
ANYWAY....I guess the point I'm trying to make here is when did we become such an impatient and self centered society? I mean...this guy obviously didn't stop to consider I may be away from my desk for anything. I mean...people need to eat, pee, make coffee, what ever...and usually it is customary to wait at least a FEW minutes before pulling the, "Hurry up and talk to me. I'm a desperate pathetic man with no life. and how dare YOU have one!" routine on me. lol anyway....THAT is my rant for the day.
Moral to the post..."Patience is a virtue...and impatience only makes you look desperate."
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Friday, May 15, 2009
Some odd comparisons on Google trends
This was a search for Sex and condoms, to compare the two. Apparently EVERYONE wants sex, but no one thinks about the consequences. No one uses protection...no WONDER why AIDS is spreading so rapidly. and 1 out of every 4 people you meat has an STD.
sex condoms
And MySpace has become more popular than God. HAHA!
MySpace God
Even the iphone is more popular than God. For all the preaching people do about how GREAT they think their god is, and how they are supposedly supposed to put NOTHING before him...Kinda makes you think.
iphone God
sex condoms
And MySpace has become more popular than God. HAHA!
MySpace God
Even the iphone is more popular than God. For all the preaching people do about how GREAT they think their god is, and how they are supposedly supposed to put NOTHING before him...Kinda makes you think.
iphone God
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Strange little fact I ran across
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water
each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum,
whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poo
WINE = HEALTH
Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water
and be full of crap.
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each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum,
whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poo
WINE = HEALTH
Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water
and be full of crap.
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009
THINK before you post
Ok...Now all these pics I am about to post here were found on a section of a networking site that is based on trying to get people interested in each other. It's called "Meet Me" Now...you would THINK that people who post pictures for this little app. would post something that would actually ATTRACT someone. But as you will see...some people just don't have a CLUE when it comes to what people really WANT to see.
Ok...these pics, although they seem cool and you THINK they are trying to show people you have lots of cool friends, in reality it makes it difficult to tell WHO you actually are. Keep in mind folks...this "meet me" app has no captions to help a person out to KNOW which one you are. SO....pictures like these are useless and will more often then not, produce NO results. like...take the first picture for example, he could be one of the two on the right...possibly...but then again he COULD be the dork on the left too. Most people like to avoid making fools of themselves, so they would just click "NO' I do not want to meet you. and this second one above...now they all look like normal guys except that guy on the right. The woman who would fit with him would have to be an amazon woman or something. Now...again, there are no captions to let us know who is who. I DID run across ONE group photo that actually WORKED to let the viewers KNOW which one the picture is supposed to be of, and folks....if THIS:
is the only way you can let us know who you are....you might as well just give up and shut your computer off....for real.
Ok....on to our second type of picture commonly found on the net. Now below we see a guy...who looks like he MIGHT be possibly attractive, but the image is all blurred out. For all we know he could be covered in pock marks or something. Most people would skip right over this image because it says, "I'm too ugly to put a clear image of myself in public."
ok...the next type of pictures are what I call "The Idiot Pictures" The ones that show a person making a general ass out of themselves or end up portraying themselves as your average jerk, freak, psycho, or are just plain creepy. Folks...if you have a picture like this posted on your profile...TRUST ME! Do us BOTH a favor and for the love of God take it off! It is only serving to embarrass YOU, and makes everyone else think you are an IDIOT! Seriously...THINK before you post crap like this!
OK...Any SANE person is not going to hang out with a guy who dresses like this. I mean, SHOOT! the LEAST he could have done was shave the beard before trying to dress like a woman. And seriously folks....who does he think he is fooling?
Ok...and THIS guy...There are so many things wrong with this photo, I truly don't know where to begin. For now, let's ignore the fact it is yet another blurry image...the whole naked guitar pose? not something I would want my kid to see...that is for sure...I'll probably have nightmares about this one later. my GOD! Honestly though....this is on an easily accessible section of the networking site where any kid could just click yes or no then be directed to THIS frightening image. I can just imagine the horror if this guy's kid found this pic. I know if it was MY father acting like this, I would never want to show my face in public again.
ok...and THIS one...just SCREAMS I'm a lush who can't hold my liquor. Passed out on the couch with a bottle of booze...now...it's OBVIOUS the picture is posed because the bottle is upside down and backwards to the way it should be if this guy were actually drinking it, BUT, it was obviously put on his profile WILLINGLY. And this is just further proof that people are IDIOTS.
OK, the next kind of picture I will be talking about is the just plain creepy, turn a person completely off kind of picture. The ones that make the viewer go WTF! and make us think you are some kind of serial killer.
ok...this one does not necessarily make him look like a serial killer, BUT, he DOES look like he either had WAY too much to drink the night before, or he is as HIGH as a kite, either way...not a very attractive image to post on a profile. ESPECIALLY not one advertising to "hook up", or someone who is "Looking for a long term relationshionship".
Ok...Here we have probably one of the creepiest types of photos out there. I realize you think the eyes are the windows of the soul people, but Who wants to see a person's eyes staring at them through a big ol' square? We want to see the rest of you too. Honestly this makes me think you are so ugly your only redeeming quality is your eyes. Maybe you are like 600 lbs and can barely get out of your own way? Or you have no teeth. Maybe you are horribly disfigured? Either way...this kind of image usually gets a big fat NO.
Ok...For future reference...leave the "welcome home from prison" photos OFF the profile. Seriously folks this guy looks like he just got out of the slammer. What woman in their right mind would want to date a guy like this? oh...sure he's attractive...in that... "I'm a bad ass and beat women in my spare time, and murder puppies for fun." kind of way, but seriously...would YOU date this guy?
and THIS guy HERE looks like he could be the bitch for the guy above. I really don't know what it is about this picture that bothers me so much. maybe it's the guy's age and hairstyle, maybe it's how he looks like he is going through a mid life crisis, or maybe it's because he has his head cocked in a way that makes him look entirely too effeminate, or maybe it's the porno mush dash. Chances are it's all of the above. But either way, this photo just comes across as way too freakin creepy for my taste.
Ok...the next two photos are what I like to call the "Player Pics". These are pictures that make the person look like a "ladies man" or a "pimp" "thug" or what ever image they are trying WAY to hard to portray. In the end folks...all you end up doing is making yourself look stupid.
Like THIS guy for instance. He is OBVIOUSLY trying WAY too hard to look like a pimp. And maybe he really IS a pimp. Either way...is it really a bright idea to announce to the world you are in the illegal trade of dealing in prostitution? Not to mention, it is probably not the BEST approach to try and get a date. Honestly, the thought of being pimped out does not appeal to most women unless they ARE a prostitute.
And this guy here...trying WAY too hard to look like a lady's man, but all it really does is say, "I'm trying way to hard to overcompensate." I mean really...a girl on each arm fellas? that is generally a major turn off for most women.
Anyway....that said...HOPEFULLY the people who read this will be a bit more careful about what they post on their profiles from now on. Because you never know...you just may see YOUR picture posted up here some day, for all the world to see and make fun of. So BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU POST!
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Ok...these pics, although they seem cool and you THINK they are trying to show people you have lots of cool friends, in reality it makes it difficult to tell WHO you actually are. Keep in mind folks...this "meet me" app has no captions to help a person out to KNOW which one you are. SO....pictures like these are useless and will more often then not, produce NO results. like...take the first picture for example, he could be one of the two on the right...possibly...but then again he COULD be the dork on the left too. Most people like to avoid making fools of themselves, so they would just click "NO' I do not want to meet you. and this second one above...now they all look like normal guys except that guy on the right. The woman who would fit with him would have to be an amazon woman or something. Now...again, there are no captions to let us know who is who. I DID run across ONE group photo that actually WORKED to let the viewers KNOW which one the picture is supposed to be of, and folks....if THIS:
is the only way you can let us know who you are....you might as well just give up and shut your computer off....for real.
Ok....on to our second type of picture commonly found on the net. Now below we see a guy...who looks like he MIGHT be possibly attractive, but the image is all blurred out. For all we know he could be covered in pock marks or something. Most people would skip right over this image because it says, "I'm too ugly to put a clear image of myself in public."
ok...the next type of pictures are what I call "The Idiot Pictures" The ones that show a person making a general ass out of themselves or end up portraying themselves as your average jerk, freak, psycho, or are just plain creepy. Folks...if you have a picture like this posted on your profile...TRUST ME! Do us BOTH a favor and for the love of God take it off! It is only serving to embarrass YOU, and makes everyone else think you are an IDIOT! Seriously...THINK before you post crap like this!
OK...Any SANE person is not going to hang out with a guy who dresses like this. I mean, SHOOT! the LEAST he could have done was shave the beard before trying to dress like a woman. And seriously folks....who does he think he is fooling?
Ok...and THIS guy...There are so many things wrong with this photo, I truly don't know where to begin. For now, let's ignore the fact it is yet another blurry image...the whole naked guitar pose? not something I would want my kid to see...that is for sure...I'll probably have nightmares about this one later. my GOD! Honestly though....this is on an easily accessible section of the networking site where any kid could just click yes or no then be directed to THIS frightening image. I can just imagine the horror if this guy's kid found this pic. I know if it was MY father acting like this, I would never want to show my face in public again.
ok...and THIS one...just SCREAMS I'm a lush who can't hold my liquor. Passed out on the couch with a bottle of booze...now...it's OBVIOUS the picture is posed because the bottle is upside down and backwards to the way it should be if this guy were actually drinking it, BUT, it was obviously put on his profile WILLINGLY. And this is just further proof that people are IDIOTS.
OK, the next kind of picture I will be talking about is the just plain creepy, turn a person completely off kind of picture. The ones that make the viewer go WTF! and make us think you are some kind of serial killer.
ok...this one does not necessarily make him look like a serial killer, BUT, he DOES look like he either had WAY too much to drink the night before, or he is as HIGH as a kite, either way...not a very attractive image to post on a profile. ESPECIALLY not one advertising to "hook up", or someone who is "Looking for a long term relationshionship".
Ok...Here we have probably one of the creepiest types of photos out there. I realize you think the eyes are the windows of the soul people, but Who wants to see a person's eyes staring at them through a big ol' square? We want to see the rest of you too. Honestly this makes me think you are so ugly your only redeeming quality is your eyes. Maybe you are like 600 lbs and can barely get out of your own way? Or you have no teeth. Maybe you are horribly disfigured? Either way...this kind of image usually gets a big fat NO.
Ok...For future reference...leave the "welcome home from prison" photos OFF the profile. Seriously folks this guy looks like he just got out of the slammer. What woman in their right mind would want to date a guy like this? oh...sure he's attractive...in that... "I'm a bad ass and beat women in my spare time, and murder puppies for fun." kind of way, but seriously...would YOU date this guy?
and THIS guy HERE looks like he could be the bitch for the guy above. I really don't know what it is about this picture that bothers me so much. maybe it's the guy's age and hairstyle, maybe it's how he looks like he is going through a mid life crisis, or maybe it's because he has his head cocked in a way that makes him look entirely too effeminate, or maybe it's the porno mush dash. Chances are it's all of the above. But either way, this photo just comes across as way too freakin creepy for my taste.
Ok...the next two photos are what I like to call the "Player Pics". These are pictures that make the person look like a "ladies man" or a "pimp" "thug" or what ever image they are trying WAY to hard to portray. In the end folks...all you end up doing is making yourself look stupid.
Like THIS guy for instance. He is OBVIOUSLY trying WAY too hard to look like a pimp. And maybe he really IS a pimp. Either way...is it really a bright idea to announce to the world you are in the illegal trade of dealing in prostitution? Not to mention, it is probably not the BEST approach to try and get a date. Honestly, the thought of being pimped out does not appeal to most women unless they ARE a prostitute.
And this guy here...trying WAY too hard to look like a lady's man, but all it really does is say, "I'm trying way to hard to overcompensate." I mean really...a girl on each arm fellas? that is generally a major turn off for most women.
Anyway....that said...HOPEFULLY the people who read this will be a bit more careful about what they post on their profiles from now on. Because you never know...you just may see YOUR picture posted up here some day, for all the world to see and make fun of. So BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU POST!
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009
more social retards on the net
cool cool: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
cool cool: how are you "
BUZZ!!!
ok, at this point, I'm already annoyed. I HATE when people buzz me.
cool cool: its long to see u online
Raven: sorry, I don't remember you
cool cool: i m nick
Raven: I don't remember a nick
cool cool: i cuffed you last time in a role play
This is where the guy screws up, not to mention comes across like some kind of serial killer or something.
cool cool: i told you i like to cuffed girls
cool cool: rember now ?
Raven: LMAO! not fuckin LIKELY! I did the little ROFL smiley here because this was just so absurd.
Raven: I don't roll play
Raven: try again loser
cool cool: yes u told me that
Raven: I never said anything of the sort
cool cool: well try a role play baby
Raven: hell no
cool cool: why not ?
Raven: cuz I'm not a freak
cool cool: ever u got tied in ur life ?
cool cool: there ?
Raven: that is none of your business
cool cool: just say yes or no ?
Raven: I will say it is none of your business.
cool cool: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
cool cool: there?
BUZZ!!!
Raven: yes. but I'm not going to talk if you keep up with this bullshit.
cool cool: come on
Raven: good bye
cool cool: have u seen this pic ?????//
Raven: I don't care about your pic
Raven: you are an idiot
cool cool: really u love me ?
Raven: I don't talk to people who are socially inept.
Raven: and you definately fit into that category.
Raven: so good bye
cool cool: see its just i told what i like
Raven: yea, well, not everyone needs to know you're a sexual FREAK.
Raven: in fact a lot of us don't appreciate some stranger comming right out and saying something like that.
Raven: it's socially inappropriate
Raven: you didn't have many friends when you were young, did you?
cool cool: i do what lady wants only
Raven: well, ladys.....REAL ladys do not want a guy coming on to her like a drunkin prom date.
Raven: they want a gentleman
Raven: not a freak
cool cool: they wants gentle man & his control also
Raven: no. no man will EVER controll me.
Raven: not unless he wants to lose his dick.
Raven: I'll cut the fucker off
cool cool: he can if just i cuffed ur hands behind
Raven: you would never get close enough to me to cuff me. I'd kill you first.
cool cool: u just cant do that
Raven: I was trained in self defense and hand to hand combat.
Raven: don't tell me I can't do it.
Raven: I'm quite capable.
cool cool: with steel cuffs ur nothing
Raven: now, either forget about this stupid hand cuff bullshit or find someone else to talk to.
Raven: yea...well....cuffs or gun. which do you think would win. you have to get close enough to me to cuff me.
cool cool: ok give me any id of ur friend
Raven: I don't have any female friends.
Raven: sorry(like I would EVER give any of my friend's information to ANYONE, never mind THIS idiot. HAHA!)
cool cool: come on be friend
cool cool: & give me
Raven: gonna have to do this crap on your own.
Raven: I don't have any fucking female friends
Raven: so lay off!
cool cool: give me
Raven: I can't give you what I don't fucking HAVE
Raven: so lay the FUCK OFF!!!!
cool cool: slave
Raven: I am slave to NO ONE!
cool cool: ok wants to be my friend ?
Raven: are you fucking serious?
cool cool: yes
cool cool: i like you
Raven: did you ride the little bus to school or something?
cool cool: ur a nice women
Raven: you must have the social understanding of a slug.
cool cool: yes i know every thing
cool cool: This attitued is here on net only
Raven: actually, no. if you said these things to me in person, I would probably rip your balls off and hand make you eat them.
Raven: or worse
Raven: when it comes to overly agressive men, I put them in their place real quick.
Raven: I kick their ass.
Raven: so unless you want to eat your own balls, I suggest you give up.
cool cool: you no here i find many lady wants me from that
Raven: so go find them and leave me alone then
cool cool: no i submit to you
cool cool: i cuffed my self
cool cool: down on my knees
Raven: I don't care what you do. just don't do it with ME.
cool cool: queen use me
Raven: I have no patience for this shit
cool cool: be my friend ?
Raven: I only associate with gentlemen. and YOU are NOT a gentleman.
Raven: so good BYE
cool cool: i m a gentlemen
Raven: BULLSHIT!
cool cool: really
Raven: if you are a gentleman, than brittney spears is a virgin!
cool cool: hahaha yes u rite
cool cool: pls understand me
Raven: I'm not a blonde ya know. I know a gentleman when I see one, and YOU are NOT it.
Raven: I have no desire to try and understand you
cool cool: do u trust god ?
Raven: you are a social retard
Raven: no
Raven: I'm not a christian
cool cool: then ?
Raven: I'm not going to discuss religion with you
cool cool: why not
Raven: because I have no need nor want to
cool cool: come on be friend
Raven: why on EARTH should I be a friend to someone who has the social eptitude of a 2 year old?
cool cool: come on
Raven: maybe if you work on your approach and don't come on like a serial killer and you might have better luck with the next chic. but you picked the wrong woman to pull this BS on.
he didn't respond after that last comment. I found it hard to believe the guy didn't give up. He was relentless. guys....if you are reading this...a little mental note...this is NOT the way to approach a woman if you don't want to get arrested.
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cool cool: how are you "
BUZZ!!!
ok, at this point, I'm already annoyed. I HATE when people buzz me.
cool cool: its long to see u online
Raven: sorry, I don't remember you
cool cool: i m nick
Raven: I don't remember a nick
cool cool: i cuffed you last time in a role play
This is where the guy screws up, not to mention comes across like some kind of serial killer or something.
cool cool: i told you i like to cuffed girls
cool cool: rember now ?
Raven: LMAO! not fuckin LIKELY! I did the little ROFL smiley here because this was just so absurd.
Raven: I don't roll play
Raven: try again loser
cool cool: yes u told me that
Raven: I never said anything of the sort
cool cool: well try a role play baby
Raven: hell no
cool cool: why not ?
Raven: cuz I'm not a freak
cool cool: ever u got tied in ur life ?
cool cool: there ?
Raven: that is none of your business
cool cool: just say yes or no ?
Raven: I will say it is none of your business.
cool cool: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
cool cool: there?
BUZZ!!!
Raven: yes. but I'm not going to talk if you keep up with this bullshit.
cool cool: come on
Raven: good bye
cool cool: have u seen this pic ?????//
Raven: I don't care about your pic
Raven: you are an idiot
cool cool: really u love me ?
Raven: I don't talk to people who are socially inept.
Raven: and you definately fit into that category.
Raven: so good bye
cool cool: see its just i told what i like
Raven: yea, well, not everyone needs to know you're a sexual FREAK.
Raven: in fact a lot of us don't appreciate some stranger comming right out and saying something like that.
Raven: it's socially inappropriate
Raven: you didn't have many friends when you were young, did you?
cool cool: i do what lady wants only
Raven: well, ladys.....REAL ladys do not want a guy coming on to her like a drunkin prom date.
Raven: they want a gentleman
Raven: not a freak
cool cool: they wants gentle man & his control also
Raven: no. no man will EVER controll me.
Raven: not unless he wants to lose his dick.
Raven: I'll cut the fucker off
cool cool: he can if just i cuffed ur hands behind
Raven: you would never get close enough to me to cuff me. I'd kill you first.
cool cool: u just cant do that
Raven: I was trained in self defense and hand to hand combat.
Raven: don't tell me I can't do it.
Raven: I'm quite capable.
cool cool: with steel cuffs ur nothing
Raven: now, either forget about this stupid hand cuff bullshit or find someone else to talk to.
Raven: yea...well....cuffs or gun. which do you think would win. you have to get close enough to me to cuff me.
cool cool: ok give me any id of ur friend
Raven: I don't have any female friends.
Raven: sorry(like I would EVER give any of my friend's information to ANYONE, never mind THIS idiot. HAHA!)
cool cool: come on be friend
cool cool: & give me
Raven: gonna have to do this crap on your own.
Raven: I don't have any fucking female friends
Raven: so lay off!
cool cool: give me
Raven: I can't give you what I don't fucking HAVE
Raven: so lay the FUCK OFF!!!!
cool cool: slave
Raven: I am slave to NO ONE!
cool cool: ok wants to be my friend ?
Raven: are you fucking serious?
cool cool: yes
cool cool: i like you
Raven: did you ride the little bus to school or something?
cool cool: ur a nice women
Raven: you must have the social understanding of a slug.
cool cool: yes i know every thing
cool cool: This attitued is here on net only
Raven: actually, no. if you said these things to me in person, I would probably rip your balls off and hand make you eat them.
Raven: or worse
Raven: when it comes to overly agressive men, I put them in their place real quick.
Raven: I kick their ass.
Raven: so unless you want to eat your own balls, I suggest you give up.
cool cool: you no here i find many lady wants me from that
Raven: so go find them and leave me alone then
cool cool: no i submit to you
cool cool: i cuffed my self
cool cool: down on my knees
Raven: I don't care what you do. just don't do it with ME.
cool cool: queen use me
Raven: I have no patience for this shit
cool cool: be my friend ?
Raven: I only associate with gentlemen. and YOU are NOT a gentleman.
Raven: so good BYE
cool cool: i m a gentlemen
Raven: BULLSHIT!
cool cool: really
Raven: if you are a gentleman, than brittney spears is a virgin!
cool cool: hahaha yes u rite
cool cool: pls understand me
Raven: I'm not a blonde ya know. I know a gentleman when I see one, and YOU are NOT it.
Raven: I have no desire to try and understand you
cool cool: do u trust god ?
Raven: you are a social retard
Raven: no
Raven: I'm not a christian
cool cool: then ?
Raven: I'm not going to discuss religion with you
cool cool: why not
Raven: because I have no need nor want to
cool cool: come on be friend
Raven: why on EARTH should I be a friend to someone who has the social eptitude of a 2 year old?
cool cool: come on
Raven: maybe if you work on your approach and don't come on like a serial killer and you might have better luck with the next chic. but you picked the wrong woman to pull this BS on.
he didn't respond after that last comment. I found it hard to believe the guy didn't give up. He was relentless. guys....if you are reading this...a little mental note...this is NOT the way to approach a woman if you don't want to get arrested.
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
finny little excerpt from Craig's List
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
Stumble It!
